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Here’s the thing, though. Bush was an amateur at dabbling. His sole pre-presidency fling, co-owning the Texas Rangers, was an entirely rational pursuit for a rich, white, MBA-holding Texan man. And after his 8-year fling of flinging feces at the human race, he definitely seemed to recognize the limits of nepotism. He never, for example, attempted to be Pope, or UN General Secretary, or any sort of intergalactic envoy.

Certainly he was never one-one-thousandth as shitty an actress as Sofia Coppola. And he’s never made even one bad movie. Coppola has directed four.

Continue: The Brutality Report - The Career of Sofia Coppola 

You know how on the day after Halloween, you invariably find yourself digging through a mostly decimated candy jar in your office or at the library, and amid the tattered Tootsie Rolls bites and waxy fake chocolate medallions you find the last fun size Snickers bar and your heart leaps and you almost eat it then and there but decide to save it for later, for some more perfect moment, just out of reverence?

That just happened with me and this Vice piece.